Apple Slices

Had a number of issues recording today, but I think things turned out better after a piece of fruit helped me sound less like I was gargling bubble bath.

Topic 3/2/2016

  • Apples (the fruit) saved my recordings
  • Constant Recording
  • State of the writing
  • The Serial Fiction
  • March Goals

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Cleaner Audio

Trying out new audio editing processes today. Let me know if they work. I’ve got new headphones so I suddenly can hear just how bad the audio has been the last few weeks.

Topic 2/16/2016

  • Family
  • Headphone Changes
  • Oblivion!
  • M*A*S*H Watching
  • Next Writing goals
  • The Coming Week

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Audio Fiction: Weaver Heads

Today’s Flash Fiction is “Weaver” originally published here on the original version of the hiddennode site, April 27, 2010. It was originally released in audio format on July 16, 2015, and is being republished due to the appearance of “Weaver Heads” on the jsamueldiehl.com site. The original version of the audio script appears below. The latest version of the text is available today here.

Weaver Heads

“Here again. Did it bring food, or is it food?” it hissed at Anselm. He tried to pick out what tree the serpent spoke from, but the countless sounds of the swamp distorted the source. The haruspex waded forward in the water, holding the offering pouch at arm’s length.

“I have what you seek, serpent. Do you have what was promised?” As his words echoed through the murk and fog of the swamp, he dropped the pouch. It barely made a splash.

Something fell behind him.  He spun and saw a piece of meat and bone half submerged. He stepped forward and lifted it from its hair and the man’s face stared back at him. Another splash from where he’d dropped the charm, and Anselm turned in time to see a muscular scaled tail pull up the pouch. He could hear the heated breath of the creature as it looked at his trade.

Branches shifted above him, and he asked, “How do I know this is a Weaver’s head and not some murdered fool?”

“How does it know you are not giving it a curse? Doubt again and it will take your head for trade! It is Augur Lucian, serpent hunter, slayer with God’s Charms. Did come to slay. Many rose and slayed him. It is lucky to have the entire head.” The creature left then, and Anselm didn’t move until he was certain it was gone.

He started his trek out of the swamp, but stopped to examine the trade. It was not the type of weaver he expected the snake to bring him, but then the snake worked in its own way. An augur’s mysticism would still work for the divining he needed. He just hoped whatever demons the snake had dealt with hadn’t damaged the brain of this Augur Lucian too much.

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“Weaver Heads” by J Samuel Diehl is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Sound effects used can be found at freesound.org :

Ending music is “Home Outbound,” by Anne Garner, from the album Long Journey Here, available at magnatune.com

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Patreon Is Live!

Like the title says, you can now support the Hiddennode. Click the Support Us link or click here.

Hey, check it out. I’m trying to do show notes before I record. Here’s the dump from OneNote:

Topics 2/8/2016:

  • Patreon is Live!
  • Fiction, Flash (AHHHH)
  • Rewatching M*A*S*H
  • Catching Some Supernatural

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Anniversary Spell Check

In this episode, I’m not sick and I’m writing. I talk briefly about the novel, Flash Fiction, the upcoming Patreon, and about getting on task.

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Green Light

In this episode, I’m sick but writing. I talk briefly about Undertale, the novel I’m working on, and then give up a few minutes in.

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=NETWORKDAYS()

In this episode, I pretty much explain why I need to use the excel formula function =NETWORKDAYS() in my writing spreadsheet. Take a listen if you’d like a better explanation than this is going to offer.

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